Things carnies might say that would scare you at the State Fair

‘Step right over here’ is just the beginning

Staff
October 11, 2016

The Texas Star towers over the Fair Park year-round. For one trip around, riders paid $7 (14 tickets at 50 cents each).
The Texas Star towers over the Fair Park year-round. For one trip around, riders paid $7 (14 tickets at 50 cents each).

• Don’t slip on that vomit.

• Man, I’m so drunk right now.

• Did you see where this screw fell from?

• Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.

• Step over here and win a giant stuffed Harambe.

• Do you know how to get this meth smell out of my clothes?

• This is my dream job.

• I passed my drug test finally.

• Does this look infected to you?